You Can Take It With You!

2004-03-15 - Doesn't Take Much and That's Messed Up
2003-09-08 - Like Water Under Bridges
2003-08-13 - Jesus On The Dashboard
2003-08-11 - An Administrative Announcement
2003-08-02 - Don't Worry, It's Coming
2003-08-01 - This Won't Make Any Difference To You
2003-07-22 - Valediction
2003-07-13 - A way a lone a last a loved a long the
2003-07-07 - Bet The Hand That Your Money Is On
2003-06-24 - If Wishing Made It So
2003-05-10 - Me Think Happy Someday
2003-05-08 - ...And I Feel Fine
2003-05-05 - Rites of Spring
2003-04-22 - Everytime We Say Goodbye...
2003-04-05 - Always Knew It'd Come To This
2003-03-10 - Just One Political Song...
2003-02-06 - Pop Goes The World
2003-01-25 - What I Want, Dear, Is My Heart Full Of Holes
2002-12-23 - Giving Up Is Hard To Do
2002-12-20 - The Shrug Of Eternity
2002-12-11 - Brighter Than The City Lights
2002-11-26 - What Are All These Kissings Worth?
2002-11-22 - Quibbles & Bits
2002-11-20 - It Just Rains Because It Can
2002-11-14 - All I Ever Do Is Walk Away
2002-11-05 - In Order To Form A More Perfect Union
2002-10-28 - Never The Same After The First Time
2002-10-14 - Bloody Arms and Oil Fields
2002-09-26 - Bygones Have All Gone By
2002-09-11 - The Shadow Of The Valley
2002-09-03 - Not As Sad As Doestoevsky, Not As Clever As Mark Twain
2002-08-22 - You Ain't A Baby No More, Baby
2002-08-19 - Two Characters In Search Of A Country Song
2002-08-17 - Not A Moment Of Peace
2002-08-16 - A Quarter Moon In A Ten-Cent Town
2002-08-09 - If Only I Could Fly
2002-08-04 - The Life and Times of Ivan Ilych
2002-07-11 - I Know I'm Not Supposed To Say I'm Sorry
2002-07-04 - Where Do We Go From Here?
2002-06-28 - Commencement
2002-06-26 - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
2002-06-20 - You Were My Miss Washington D.C.
2002-06-07 - This Week In The News
2002-06-03 - Every Moment's a Little Bit Later
2002-06-02 - If You Don't Cry... (Part IV)
2002-05-28 - If You Don't Cry... (Part III)
2002-05-27 - If You Don't Cry... (Part II)
2002-05-27 - If You Don't Cry...
2002-05-21 - Distance Has No Way Of Making Love Understandable
2002-05-13 - Things Chinua Achebe Said, Sometimes To Me
2002-05-05 - All Tomorrow's Parties
2002-05-02 - Looking Glass Self
2002-04-27 - To All The Sweethearts That Ere I Had
2002-04-15 - Dearest Miss Morland
2002-04-12 - Not Dead Yet
2002-03-20 - Passing A Collection Plate For the Temple of the Soul
2002-03-16 - The Ides of March
2002-03-15 - A Tree Grows In America
2002-03-11 - Green Pastures
2002-03-04 - Mote
2002-03-02 - Luminescence
2002-02-25 - Before High School: A Sunshine State
2002-02-22 - Remembering Daniel Pearl
2002-02-20 - Cigarettes Will Kill You
2002-02-18 - Better Living Through Sophistry
2002-02-16 - Champagne In A Paper Cup
2002-02-14 - A Little Something For All You Lovers Out There
2002-02-12 - Shuvah
2002-02-10 - Pisces Girls, Cupid, and a Thirty Ought-Six: An Interlude
2002-02-08 - Yizkor
2002-02-06 - Yartzheit
2002-02-04 - The Collected Philosophy Of Yogi Berra: Abridged
2002-02-03 - Ain't No Dark Till Something Shines
2002-02-01 - Sunday Evening Coming Down
2002-01-29 - Get Thee Behind Me, Satan
2002-01-27 - Milady de Winter
2002-01-26 - Three-Enron Opera
2002-01-24 - This Well Is Running A Bit Dry
2002-01-21 - Judy And The Dream Of Horses
2002-01-20 - Another Anti-Migratory Epistle
2002-01-19 - Learning To Breath Through Breaking
2002-01-18 - Before High School: When Ned Became A Man
2002-01-15 - Fuck Off, I Gave At the Office
2002-01-13 - Outside Looking In
2002-01-11 - The Story of Joe and Louis
2002-01-09 - Before High School: My First Girlfriend
2002-01-07 - Every Mistake That I Make I Couldn't Have Made Without You
2002-01-06 - Nightclubbing Along the Via Veneto
2002-01-01 - Welcome To 2002
2001-12-30 - Bye Bye 2001
2001-12-29 - So Where The Hell Have You Been?
2001-12-24 - Welcome To The Amazing Race To 2002
2001-12-23 - Where I Ended Up and Where It All Began
2001-12-22 - Omnes Vulnerant, Postuma Necat
2001-12-21 - The Discreet Charm of the Highway Strip
2001-12-20 - Why Are We Men Such Fucking Children?
2001-12-18 - Way Over Yonder In A Minor Key
2001-12-17 - Another Metaphor About Girls And Drugs
2001-12-16 - A Single Rose In My Garden Dwells
2001-12-11 - Ripped From the Headlines
2001-12-09 - Woke Up This Morning...
2001-12-08 - Sex Vs. Food
2001-12-07 - Something Funny I Saw Today. Plus, Before High School Revisited.
2001-12-06 - More Thoughts On Dating
2001-12-05 - By Popular Demand, Jay Goes On a Date
2001-12-02 - Mission Statement, Or "How Much I Love Renee Zellweger"
2001-12-01 - My Friend Joel
2001-12-01 - "I'm cold, and there are wolves after me!"
2001-11-30 - All You People Scare the Bejesus Out Of Me
2001-11-29 - Entertain Me, World Wide Web!!!
2001-11-28 - Before High School: My First Crush Pt. 2
2001-11-28 - Nothing Interesting Happened Today (Read All About It!)
2001-11-28 - Before High School: My First Crush Pt. 1
2001-11-28 - A Sneak Preview of Entries to Come. Plus, a Disclaimer
2001-11-27 - Nostalgia For When The Worst Thing About the Mail Was the Unabomber
2001-11-26 - ...and home isn't where your parents are when you're 25 anyways. Unless you're sad.
2001-11-26 - ...but you probably shouldn't...
2001-11-25 - You can go home again...
2001-11-24 - 12 Arbor Day Parties in 24 Hours
2001-11-16 - Internet Zen Mysteries
2001-11-15 - The World's Smallest Violin Plays For Me
2001-11-14 - The Song Remains the Same
2001-11-11 - Pride for sale